why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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