and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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