therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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