i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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