so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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