no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm both gender and math confused
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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