ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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