Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
