I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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