just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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