So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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