Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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