oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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