You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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