she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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