scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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