Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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