real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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