im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Buhtt sex?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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