think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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