just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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