I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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