He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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