you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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