is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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