Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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