i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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