I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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