Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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