ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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