I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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