Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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