The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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