I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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