my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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