I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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