Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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