508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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