My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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