hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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