I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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