my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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