I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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