I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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