she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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