school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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