so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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