ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Two words: nipple clamps
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