I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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