Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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