my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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