you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A+ Viking dick
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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