i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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