i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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