Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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