Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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