I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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